Malort…I’ll have another!

“Like being picked on in 5th grade.”

Some other descriptions from around the web: like “earwax, bandaids, and burnt hair.”  My favorite:  “like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline.”

Watch Me Jumpstart

Matador has put the GBV documentary Watch Me Jumpstart on YouSchlube for free. Something to do while you’re pretending you’re working.