Featuring bonus skeleton!
I Think I’m In Love
You got the kind of body
That makes me come alive
But I’d rather have my hand around
A bottle of Colt 45.
Apparently a young Suzi Quatro was in this band, although I don’t know if she played on this.
The Art Of Mort Künstler
Here’s some more incredibly manly paintings for you rugged bastards!
From Design You Can Trust …
Mort Künstler is best known today for his vivid paintings of scenes from American history, specifically the Revolutionary War and the Civil War. These works have been featured in books and calendars, and spotlighted in exhibitions around the country.
Less known is Künstler’s early work in men’s adventure magazines, a unique genre that populated newsstands from the 1950s through the late ‘70s. Also known as “men’s sweats,” because most covers featured a sweaty, shirtless guy facing some type of peril, scores of adventure titles vied for a reader’s attention with eye-popping headlines such as “Death Orgy of the Leopard Women” and “Weasels Ripped My Flesh!”
Shit
Albert Finney, aged 82, has shuffled off this mortal coil.
Think I’ll watch Miller’s Crossing this weekend …
Shriek For Death My Little One
It’s a little-known fact that the Nazis were way ahead of the curve on the cellulite roller.
Lover Boy, You’re No Man
Is the guy in the back making salsa?
I Can Relate
Exhibit A
Let’s Make Stag Shows Legal!
I’m off the Nazi reservation this week.
¡Viva Cuba Libre!
We Battled Hitler’s Blood-Crazed Amazons!
Distract ’em with tits, mow ’em down with heavy machine gun fire.