Pod Save Us

The next step in my slouch toward senility is being a pedant with AI-based customer service. The above: me trying to interact with Xfinity as my home wi-fi goes rogue. Pretty sure it’s not a real person anymore, but a bland descendant of HAL-9000.

The phrase is “please rest assured” NOT NOT NOT
“please be rest assured.”

Old man yells at Chat-GPT server.