Rubber Soul Stereo Remix

My favorite Beatles album finally got the much-needed Giles Martin stereo remix treatment.  Squire Renfield ordered the lp version on the day of release, and we gave it a spin on the big rig last night.  It sounds great, much better than the original stereo mix, where everything’s coming at you from two separate universes, as if they’d already broken up and decided they hated each other so much that they didn’t want you to think they existed in the same dimmension.  For dorky fun, I played a CD of the original mix simultaneously; we could switch back and forth via remote.  No contest. I’m pretty sure I would slightly prefer the mono mix over this new stereo one, as that’s been the case with the  previous releases.  I’ll A/B that next.

They gave this new RS the half-speed mastering treatment.  Theoretically that should have added some clarity, but I’m not sure if that can make a difference with tapes this old.  I wasn’t listening for that really.

I haven’t checked what reviewers think, and I likely won’t.  So many are full of crap.  With prior remixes, I used to check the blabbosphere for fun.  While much of it was insightful, there was always an insane subset who would call every new re-mix a “missed opportunity” or a “cash grab.”  The “missed opportunity” crowd usually acknowledged the need for a remix, but as far as I can tell the “missed opportunity” was that they were not the ones overseeing the project.  As most of them were likely men over 60 who can’t hear above 10kHz, that’s a good thing.  As for the “cash grab” crowd, they mostly think no remix was needed, that Sony/Universal and whoever’s else are just creating a false demand—which is ridiculous as people have been griping about the original stereo mixes for years and happily pay for the improvements.  Selling people what they clearly want is not a cash grab.  

Then there were absolute idiots who would say no remix was needed and also call it a “missed opportunity.”  If it didn’t need remixing, what was the opportunity?  Ridiculous.

True Story

Back when The Subteens used to tour (and dinosaurs roamed the earth), we rolled into Chicago one afternoon and bellied up to the bar as per usual. Chatting up the bartender, I somehow got on the topic of Urge Overkill, how great they were and what a bummer it was that they broke up after Exit the Dragon.

Suddenly, like a scene from a movie, she announces that she’s friends with someone working on Nash Kato’s unreleased solo album and would we like to hear it? HELL YES! This is “Zooey Suicide,” the first song that came blasting out of the bar’s speakers.

Sadly, Debutante only sold around 5,000 copies and seems to have mostly been erased from the planet. He worked on this damn thing for two years, it’s just not fair.

This Looks Pretty Good

Brad Bird AND Tom Waits? I’m in. Bird describes his 30-year pet project as a cross between The Maltese Falcon and Buck Rogers. In theaters December 3 and then on Netflix December 18.

Fair Use My Ass

“Fair use” is the right of the public to make reasonable use of copyrighted material in special circumstances without the Copyright Owner’s Permission. The United States Copyright Act recognizes that fair use of a copyrighted work may be used “for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, or research.”

Multiple artists and labels are suing AI music companies like Suno. Round Hill Music says:

“We are against the idea that you can build a business worth billions on top of other people’s creative work and pay the creators nothing.”

Jason Isbell filed a class-action suit. He compared Suno to The Borg from Star Trek: Next Generation, coldly assimilating everything unique in its path.

“People feel really good when they’re creative,” Suno’s chief executive, Mikey Shulman, said in an interview. “The company exists to let people feel those warm and fuzzy feelings of being creative.” More than 100 million people have created songs with the service, Suno says, and two million people have subscribed to an upgraded plan that includes commercial rights to the songs they’ve created.

Sony, Universal, and Warner all sued Suno for copyright infringement in 2024. Warner has settled with Suno, BMG has signed a licensing deal with them, and Sony and Universal have signed agreements with other A.I. music companies. Having gotten scorched by Napster and other disrupters (50% contraction estimated in the early oughts), the record companies are in “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” mode.

The legislative director of United Musicians and Allied Workers is treating this as a threat to anyone below the level of musical superstar:

“No one has explained why it’s a good idea to start making music without musicians being involved.”

I’m enjoying the fact that the fake number one song is a macho white guy grievance tune. Just perfect, somehow.

Laurel & Hardy Again

I was talking to a friend yesterday afternoon about what a pain in the ass it is to move a piano and was immediately reminded of this absolute classic. I’ve probably seen The Music Box 50 times over the course of my life, and I still belly laugh every time. Genius.

Coyote Vs Acme

Inspired by a great 1990 New Yorker article.

“We come now to the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes. The remains of a pair of these purchased by Mr. Coyote on June 23rd are Plaintiff’s Exhibit D. Selected fragments have been shipped to the metallurgical laboratories of the University of California at Santa Barbara for analysis, but to date no explanation has been found for this product’s sudden and extreme malfunction.”