Stradivaritude

The recent heist of multiple vintage guitars made me wonder if perhaps the perps weren’t ambitious enough. For that much risk, you ought to aim a little higher. (And also know when a fence will go to the cops.)

The Macdonald Stradivari viola above was purchased for $30 million + by the Stretton Society. The Society permits Amihai Grosz, the principal violist for the Berlin Philharmonic, to play it.

Stradivari violas are more rare than the violins, which themselves can fetch upward of $15 million. I think if you acquired a few of those, you probably could offload them to a fancier, more discreet clientele.

What could possibly make a viola worth more than a 1962 Gretsch White Falcon? I’m glad you asked.

In a study published in the scientific journal Public Library of Science ONE, Texas A&M biochemistry professor Joseph Nagyvary argues that Stradivari probably had no idea what made his instruments special because the crucial factor, an externally applied varnish on the wood, was beyond his apprehension or control.

Using the ashes of minute wood samples, Nagyvary analyzed the chemical makeup of violins made by Stradivari and a contemporary Cremonese maker Giuseppe Guarneri del Gesù, whose violins are thought to be near equals to Strads. The ashes of the Strad’s wood contained numerous chemicals — most notably borax and chromium — that suggest it had been aggressively treated with a varnish designed to protect against infestation. The analysis also found that the organic matrix of Stradivari’s wood was damaged and weakened, almost certainly by the application of the mineral preservative, leading Nagyvary to speculate that the wood’s porous quality allows Stradivari instruments to resonate with a rich, powerful tone.

“There is a possibility here that Stradivari received the wood pre-treated and so did not even know these minerals in his wood were the crucial factor for the sound, and this is why, despite almost surely having apprentices, the art of his instrument making was not passed on,” he says.

I have a hunch that the Angry Bass Collective – or whoever pulled off the heist – appreciates the lore of priceless instruments.

Beating On Beato

Ok, it’s not really “beating,” but that was the only title I could think of.

First, I have no idea who this YouTuber is, or whether he’s a real or self-styled “music professor.”  This video just popped up in my feed.  Second, I haven’t watched very many Beato videos and had no idea he posts about anything other than rock.  Mr. Music Professor is correct: Bach’s harmonic innovations did not lie dormant until the jazz era.  But, however polite and respectful he is about the matter, it seems a little obnoxiously opportunistic and showy to make a whole video about it.  Why not just leave a comment in Beato’s original video, or pop him an email if possible?  I like that Beato is pushing Bach to his rock audience.  Who cares if there’s a musicological inaccuracy?

What thinkest thou, bastards?  Is this just my well-bred southerness getting the better of me?

Are You Famous?

What a pleasant surprise!

Third Man Records is proud to announce the definitive anthology from groundbreaking power pop pioneers The Nerves. Released in commemoration of the 50th anniversary of the Los Angeles-based trio’s self-titled 1976 EP and only official release of their all-too-brief lifespan, The Nerves – Best Collection gathers 66 glorious minutes of studio, live, and demo recordings, compiled in close association with surviving members Paul Collins and Peter Case along with the late Jack Lee’s daughter Cynthia.

To celebrate the release, Third Man has posted (for the first time ever) the full live performance of the band on a local cable access channel. As far as I know, this is the only footage of The Nerves.

Sales vs. Spectrum

Reminds me of myself in the days when annoying commissioned salesmen weren’t confined to auto dealerships.  They were everywhere; perhaps the most annoying ones were in clothing stores.  People lament the decline of brick and mortar retail.  They have a point, but I’m not all that sorry.  

I Know What I’m Watching This Weekend

As a child of the Seventies, this story is near and dear to my heart. I used to watch In Search Of (hosted by Leonard Nimoy) every Saturday afternoon. It usually scared the shit out of me, but then that was the attraction.

On October 20, 1967, Roger Patterson captured 60 seconds of film showing a creature walking through the Northern California woods – footage that became the most analyzed and debated in history. Fifty-seven years later, a reel of 16mm film discovered in a safe changes everything.

CAPTURING BIGFOOT reveals the untold story behind the world’s greatest mystery, told for the first time by Patterson’s own son and the people who were there.

On Amazon Prime now. Unfortunately, it’s a rental.

Also, can you imagine being one of the poor bastards who wasted their entire adult lives chasing this creature, only to learn that these idiots faked the whole thing?