No Thanks

Or, more specifically NO X 4. I think that’s how many films are coming out in 2028.

Peter Jackson says there’s eight hours of White Album material. Give me that – in grainy, poorly edited format – all day long over imitation crabmeat biopics.

Updated list of “Based on a True Story” productions I’ve managed to avoid:

– Elvis
– Dylan
– Jimi
– Brian Wilson
– Ray Charles
– Hank Williams
– Loretta Lynn
– Queen
– Elton John
– Weird Al
– Johnny Cash
– Bob Marley

I watched The Doors but regret it.

I confess to liking The Buddy Holly Story and La Bamba. And Backbeat.

They’ve got Barry Keoghan – whom I love – portraying Ringo.
Still not going.