
Photoshop Battle Winners
Oh Yeah!

And coffee!!
Los Saicos
PUnk PEdantS! Who’s the proto-est of proto-punk?
TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA YA YA YA YAAAA—-
NOT In Theaters
Scorsese: The Uncanny Valley
Gots to get me some of that de-aging technology.
Netflix still in prolonged discussion with major theater chains over if/when theater release occurs.
Guitar Solo Faces Make More Sense When Guitars Are Replaced By Slugs
Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Is fluoride making us idiots? Was General Jack D. Ripper right after all?
Probably not. Lots of limitations on the most recent study, including long-term vs episodic fluoride exposure, controlling for lead exposure, noisy data, and a couple of individuals with extremely low IQ’s that may have thrown the entire data set. Also, previous studies indicated problems only at extremely high fluoride exposures – much higher than typical water fluoridation.
But don’t let that prevent us from getting a good panic on!
We’re Full
Lickamaforbus
Since one of you bastards broke iTunes and got it cancelled for the rest of humanity, I’ve been looking for new Apple products to consume.














