Coyote Vs Acme

Inspired by a great 1990 New Yorker article.

“We come now to the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes. The remains of a pair of these purchased by Mr. Coyote on June 23rd are Plaintiff’s Exhibit D. Selected fragments have been shipped to the metallurgical laboratories of the University of California at Santa Barbara for analysis, but to date no explanation has been found for this product’s sudden and extreme malfunction.”

No Thanks

Or, more specifically NO X 4. Four films to hit in 2028.

Peter Jackson says there’s eight hours of White Album material. Give me that – in grainy, poorly edited format – all day long over imitation crabmeat biopics.

Updated list of “Based on a True Story” productions I’ve managed to avoid:

– Elvis
– Dylan
– Jimi
– Brian Wilson
– Ray Charles
– Hank Williams
– Loretta Lynn
– Queen
– Elton John
– Weird Al
– Johnny Cash
– Bob Marley

I watched The Doors but regret it.

I confess to liking The Buddy Holly Story and La Bamba. And Backbeat.

They’ve got Barry Keoghan – whom I love – portraying Ringo.
Still not going.

Do Not Go Gentle

The premise of Last One Laughing UK is simple and diabolical: stick a bunch of professionally funny people in a room together for six hours and forbid them from laughing. Crack once and you get a warning, break a second time and you’re out.