
This guy either didn’t get the torture memo or just isn’t trying very hard.

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This guy either didn’t get the torture memo or just isn’t trying very hard.

These guys may not be Nazis, but they’ve got moxie.

It’s a little-known fact that the Nazis were way ahead of the curve on the cellulite roller.

Is the guy in the back making salsa?

Distract ’em with tits, mow ’em down with heavy machine gun fire.

Time to let the ladies have some.

Please tell me one of you bastards is behind this account.

The most relaxed torture victim you’ll ever see. He’s obviously working his ass off to maximize the pain, while she looks like she’s getting a foot massage.

Okay, the guy in the back is having way too much fun.