My favorite comment: “The end result of ‘kissing cousins’ and inbreeding.”
Who The Fuck Is Paul McCartney?
Sir Paul spends a solid half-hour talking about some of his best songs.
What could be better than that?
(26:49, actually.)
Q: Are You A Sexual Misfit? (Answer Below)

1) Scantily clad woman? Check!
2) Older guy in charge, convulsing with laughter? Sorta!
3) Bald, shirtless, scarred henchman? Check!
A: Yes. Yes, you are.
Not Bad For High School Kids…
Guitarist is Duck Dunn’s grandson. When this was made, three were juniors and one was a senior. The senior has since graduated, and the other three are now seniors.
Google Chrome Is 10

Let’s celebrate with an Easter egg game!
chrome://dino
Then, hit the space bar – or up and down keys – to play.
What A Waster
From 2002, produced by Mick Jones. You know you’re old when you still think a sixteen-year-old song is recent.
Lady In The Front Row
Bumbershoot Music Lounge, September 2nd, 2013.
Song List:
Lady In The Front Row
Stay Away From Downtown
Switchblade Sister
Uglier
Jimmy’s Fantasy
Pretty Please Me
Annie’s Gone
Linda Blair
Crazy World
Lost Classic
Originally a flexi 45 from a ’63 issue of MAD. Allegedly the sax solo was by King Curtis. Burps by Alfred E. himself.
The Short-Timers

This novel was the source text of Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket. It follows the career of the sardonic narrator from the organized sadism of Marine basic training to an assignment as a combat reporter in Vietnam to his experiences as a platoon commander after the Tet offensive, portraying the descent into barbarism that marked America’s intervention in Vietnam.
The Short-Timers has been out of print for a while, so used paperbacks are going for as much as $430.00 on Amazon (the cheapest is a mass market paperback for about $46.00). Luckily, the author’s family made it available for free as a PDF. There are some typos, but it’s a fair trade. Read the first sentence and you won’t be able to put it down.
The Short Timers (This is the PDF.)
I did a little research on Hasford, as is my want. Although he sounds foreign, he was an Alabama boy. Sadly, he got into some trouble for stealing books from several libraries. Like, $20,000 worth of books, and died broke off the coast of Greece from untreated diabetes. 45 is way too young.
Fuck It, I’m Buying This
Brand-spanking-new album, Future Me Hates Me.
Thanks, E!
