1) Scantily clad woman? Check!
2) Older guy in charge, convulsing with laughter? Sorta!
3) Bald, shirtless, scarred henchman? Check!
A: Yes. Yes, you are.
Soft Nudes For The Nazis’ Doktor Horror
Bonus points for creativity!
All Pulp, All The Time Here
(songs by Bowie, Costello, Talking Heads all re-imagined as pulp book covers)
The Plot Of American Women To Destroy Your Sex Drives
Meanwhile, the German women can’t get enough.
What You Should Know About Sex Stimulants
And don’t forget the gallery of queer nudes.
Marvel Done Run Out Of Characters
A comix-loving bastard and a college football-loving bastard had offspring!
The above is last year’s model, but ESPN and Marvel keep making these.
Confess, My Love, Or Die By Inches
Not sure what I love best about this cover, the Nazi’s helmet and tank top ensemble, the mummified corpses of previous victims stood up like trophies around the torture chamber, or the damsel’s totally indifferent facial expression.
Violent Passions Shatter The Swap Scene!
Best not to know what’s going on here.