[photo by Annie Leibowitz]
L-R: Robocaller, the Dark Lord of Power Pop, Shaq Fu
Handsome Bastards Guild, the (alleged) deep state behind Netflix/Apple/Google/Facebook/Amazon/Crossfit, was briefly seen at a Tennessee mead house recently. Per sources, it was resolved that:
- more beer please
- a pilot study will be commissioned to create a bastard logo, with possible tattoo ramifications
- offshore accounts all moved to Iceland
- next meeting will be at the beer garden with hand-cranked sausage
Please update yourselves accordingly.