Free piano (you pick it up). Lester circa 1966. Lutz area. Not possessed or haunted in any way. Tuned less than 24 months ago; played by human hands ~6 minutes since. Not a player piano — does not play by itself. Comes with bench. Has wheels. Please take this out of my home.
Maybe not….Actual ad here.
Next please: a photo of that piano strapped to your VW Bug, which is itself somewhat precariously situated on a pontoon boat, in an inspired scheme to transport it home.
“Florida Man Needs His Clavichord”
No possession, no deal.