
I’m usually not a fan of composer t-shirts, but I had to make an exception here: the fact that this image looks more like Clark Kent than Shostakovich makes some kind of demented sense to me. Hardly matters anyway. Only 0.000002% of Americans will know who it’s supposed to be.

Despite your previous attempts at educating us, my first thought when I saw the shirt was “that must be a famous coder.”
Please don’t let that stop you from giving us a Ruth Slenczyńska lecture this week.
Thanks in advance.