https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ODqho26VT4
Stay safe, bastards.
Isn’t Memphis near Missipipi?
Oh You Like This Version Better?
As eagerly anticipated by all bastards, the 65% more cheerful Let It Be will probably be released this spring.
With raw material comprising 55 hours of video and 140 hours of audio, there are enough untapped resources to fuel any director’s vision. Seriously: if Peter Jackson gets too WETI-Fx’y or slo-mo happy hobbit, we need to see a Wes Anderson or Christopher Nolan or David Lynch Let It Be.
Brand Synergy
Come on down to David Byrne's Giant Suit Emporium – We're burning down the house with savings! @ColbertLateShow @StephenAtHome pic.twitter.com/LxxlThSt4D
— David Byrne (@DBtodomundo) March 21, 2018
I’ll Just Confess…
I’ve never watched The Last Waltz.
I agree to report to my musical probation officer as required.
Top Spinster Complaints
From your favorite Victorian era magazine – Tit-Bits – the ladies provide insight regarding their unmarried status:
”Because I do not care to enlarge my menagerie of pets, and I find the animal man less docile than a dog, less affectionate than a cat, and less amusing than a monkey.”
”Because men, like three-cornered tarts, are deceitful. They are very pleasing to the eye, but on closer acquaintanceship prove hollow, and stale, consisting chiefly of puff, with a minimum of sweetness and an unconquerable propensity to disagree with one.”
Ouch.
More here.
Luscious Cover
The Brakes – from Brighton – joined by Julia and Becki from The Pipettes, covering the Jesus and Mary Chain.
I can’t find any good video. You’ll just have to sit there and listen.
This Looks Worse Than CATS
I’ll see you there.
Counterpoint: Autoplaying Is Awesome
”Masturbation boosts your immune system and raises your white blood cell count, helping you fight off infection and illness.”
Way to go, science. More here.
Dammit Jim, I’m Not An Artist —
I’m A Mathematician!
I never really had the classic “I’m in college so I like M.C. Escher” phase, so I’m kind of enjoying this stuff now. The above video is not available in your region, bastard, but hopefully will be soon. I included the trailer mostly for Graham Nash’s cleavage.
The podcast is good.