Drool

If I worked here, production would drop by about a third in the first month.

This Guy Is A Magician

I shared this with Renfield a couple of weeks ago, but I’m posting it for you bastards too, as I’ve become addicted to this dry-witted Canadian’s YouTube channel. In this video, he somehow restores a double cutaway ’59 Les Paul Junior from a block of Swiss cheese. He describes everything he’s doing in great detail, so I recommend jumping ahead when things get slow.

Restoring A Porsche 914

I think I’ve mentioned before that my dad drove one of these briefly. I would push both of my grandmothers down the stairs for one now.

Anyway, enjoy or don’t.

Guillermo Got His Teeth Fixed!

And I’m super-excited to see his take on Frankenstein, apparently something he’s wanted to do for years. Even if it sucks, it’ll be gorgeous. Available on Netflix November 7, you monstrous bastards!

Oh, and if you haven’t checked out his Cabinet of Curiosities from a few years ago (also on Netflix), you definitely should.