Where My Sound Snobs At?

The monolithic speakers of the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art’s HiFi Pursuit Listening Room Dream No. 2 look like a cross between a gigantic honeycomb and the front of a “Jetsons” spaceship. The system, built by audiophile designer Devon Turnbull, sounds like nothing most people have ever heard before — you feel like you’re seated in the front row at an orchestra, or on a bar stool at a smokey jazz club, or inside Aphex Twin’s brain.

The 2,500-square-foot listening room on the seventh floor of the museum is just one part of the Art of Noise exhibit, which also includes a treasure trove of concert posters and vintage stereos (it opened in May and is slated to close this Sunday). The room is kept dark except for spotlights on the turntables and speakers, with the folding seats scattered on the ground. DJs play in either four-hour or seven-hour shifts that are intended to be nonperformative, with the talent billed as “operators,” who are instructed to take off their shoes (and reminded to wear clean socks). There are two turntables, but the system is designed without a crossfader, so there’s no way to smoothly transition between records, or beat-match like a DJ would in a club setting. One record ends, there’s a moment of silence, and then the next record begins, such that technique doesn’t distract from the pure sonic power of the music.

When I interviewed Turnbull, he spoke for about 20 minutes about the philosophy behind the system, which is based on high-efficiency speakers and low-power triode tube amps. He went on to describe multicell horns, Class D subwoofer amplifiers and how he had hauled transformers from Tokyo’s Akihabara electronics district home in a suitcase. However, unless you breathe the rarified air of the audiophile sect, those words likely mean nothing to you — they certainly don’t to me, and I’m a professional DJ and music producer. But the bottom line is that the system has as few components as possible, each is absurdly high quality, and Turnbull said some took hundreds of hours to design.

“It’s unlike any other thing that I’ve experienced,” one DJ said. “I’ve played shows in stadiums, huge trestle stages, other hi-fi rooms. This was like a holy experience. It’s almost like the church of sound.”

Why does a speaker horn with 15 directional cells create more intense emotions than a pair of cheap earbuds? And in a broader sense, why does one collection of musical notes sound better than any other? What is music for, after all? This is what I like to call a DJ existential crisis.

When I asked Turnbull about this, he wasn’t surprised; he rattled off some facts about acoustic physics — how octaves in music are doubling in the frequency of sound waves, a cosmic coincidence that translates to goose bumps.

“Sound is just vibrations traveling through the air, and then when they hit our eardrum, we perceive them,” Turnbull said. “Our brain processes them initially as a way of forming a reactive response — a safety mechanism. Like, something dangerous is happening and we need to avoid it. Like a lot of our senses, they’re to help us navigate the world. But there are certain frequencies that give us a sensation of pleasure when the brain processes them.”

“If I had one wish,” another DJ said, “it would be that everyone once in their lifetime can get a record of theirs, a song, a cassette, just to be able to hear it on a system like that and just have it imprinted, tattooed in their heart.”

More here.

A.V. Undercover Is Back!

And so is GWAR. They’ve done Undercover eight times now, which must be a record. Below is my favorite AVU performance of theirs, Kansas’s “Carry On My Wayward Son.”

A.V. Undercover archives are up now too. Right here.

Shine A Light On Me

Did you bastards know there’s an official Midnight Special channel on YouTube releasing entire unedited episodes (as well as clips)? Holy shit, it’s a treasure trove!

Timestamped performances for this episode are here. I mostly just watched Sly and the Family Stone, obviously.

BONUS: Here’s another recently released episode with Mott the Hoople and The New York Dolls. Not sure who the guy is in the back playing the Thunderbird for the Dolls. Arthur Kane appears to be in a cast and is obviously miming …

The Internet’s Inevitable Enshittification

How platforms decay, as explained by Cory Doctorow to NPR. Finally a name for what we may not consciously recognize but deep down know is going on.

… I think Facebook’s a good example. Facebook went through the whole lifecycle of platform decay. They started off by offering a really good deal to their end users. They said, “Hey, leave MySpace, come to Facebook. It’s just like MySpace, except we only show you the things that you asked to see, and we’ll never spy on you.”

And then once those users were locked in — because once you’re in a place with all of your friends, it’s really hard to leave — they started to take away some of that good stuff they gave them, and they handed it to advertisers and publishers.

To the advertisers, they said, “We were lying when we said we weren’t going to spy on these guys. We’re totally spying on them. Here’s all the data you need to target them for ads that we’re not going to charge you much money for.”

And to the publishers, they said, “We are also lying when we said we’d only show them the stuff they asked to see.”

And then once the publishers and the advertisers were locked in, well, they took away those surpluses. The ads got more expensive. Publishers had to put more and more of their content — not just to get recommended, but even to be shown to the people who subscribed them. And that’s the final stage, the stage where there’s just only the residual value left on the platform that the platform owner thinks will keep the users and the business customers they bring in stuck to the platform. And that’s when we’re at the beginning of the end.

Further reading.

These Guys Are Doing Gonerfest Saturday

Guys who can play – pretending they can’t – while dressed as monsters is fucking genius.

The Mummies are an American garage punk band formed in San Bruno, California, in 1988. Exhibiting a defiantly raw and lo-fi sound, dubbed “budget rock”, the Mummies’ rebellious attitude and distinctive performance costumes exerted a major influence on garage punk and garage rock revival acts later in the decade, as well as in the 1990s. Their recorded output was intentionally completed with poor, cheap equipment, including their first and only studio album Never Been Caught, which was released after the group’s initial break-up. Since then, the Mummies have engaged in several positively-received reunion concerts and tours, including appearances in Europe and the US sporadically through to recent years. The band is currently working on a movie.

The Wilhelm Scream

It’s positively ubiquitous! According to Gizmodo

The sound effect that’s been heard in countless movies and TV shows over the decades technically has two birthdays. As a sound itself, it originally debuted in the 1951 film Distant Drums from singer-songwriter Sheb Wooley. But it was officially given its name with the minor character of Private Wilhelm in The Charge at Feather River, a western that came out July 11, 1953. In that movie, Wilhelm (played by actor Ralph Brooks) screams after being shot in the thigh with an arrow, which would come to define its use: in all of its appearances in future media, it would be used when someone got shot, blasted back by an explosion, or fell from a high distance.

Recently, CBS News did a story on the Wilhelm Scream, and the outlet revealed that it managed to find a tape with the first recording session Wooley did for the scream. CalArts researcher Craig Smith explained to CBS that he found the tape among many from the archives of the University of Southern California’s film school that were close to being trashed.

New Wes Anderson

I like most of Wes Anderson’s films. They are quirky for sure, and not for everyone. I like his color palette, and symmetry. The script is usually pretty odd, but sometimes funny. This new one has another ensemble cast, but based on this trailer, I think it might be a miss. That being said, I don’t think any of his trailers make the films look great…

Any of you bastards fans of Wes Anderson?