Distract ’em with tits, mow ’em down with heavy machine gun fire.
They Screamed All Night
Time to let the ladies have some.
Big Jim, Big Jeff, & Dr. Steel
Is it me, or were these toys incredibly homoerotic?
Exhibit A, the copy for this commercial …
The incredible Dr. Steel!
You’ve got Big Jim and Big Jeff hacking ‘cross the land
Stopped cold by a gleaming hand
Of the incredible Dr. Steel
With rugged face and strange tattoo
You make him break a bar in two
Make Big Jim and Big Jeff strike a blow
Is he friend or is he foe?
Get him drunk and make a pass
Take him in the alley and pound that ass
Of the incredible Dr. Steel!
Sizzle, My Sweet, In The Flames of the Damned!
The most relaxed torture victim you’ll ever see. He’s obviously working his ass off to maximize the pain, while she looks like she’s getting a foot massage.
Stripped Virgins For The Nazis’ Torch Of Torment
Okay, the guy in the back is having way too much fun.
I Wanna See This
Correction: My inner 12-year-old wants to see this.
The Screaming Nudes And The Pit Of The Damned
How many swastikas can you find?
The Interrogator
Classic stuff.
Bet You Thought I Forgot
Effective immediately, The Sweats have been moved to Friday. Also, I’m beginning to think Man’s Story had the best cover art.