The audience is respectful and enthusiastic.
I assume the keys are not ivory.
Multitalented Moze

I think Makerbot suggested we do MORRISSEY MONDAY and I’m here for it.
The above passage won the prestigious Bad Sex in Fiction award in 2015. From Morrissey’s debut novel List of the Lost, which I’m sure we’ve all read.
You’re welcome.
Zap!

Behold the greatest classical lp cover of all time.
Long in the Tooth
I have zero desire to watch the same film over. The nostalgiafication of Star Wars was nauseating.
Thump Hard
“It’s o.k. officer. I’m a bassist.”
Shit
Maurizio Pollini, age 82. Probably the most technically perfect of the major pianists who began their careers in the 60’s. He studied under the obsessively perfect nutcase, Aurturo Benedetti Michelangeli. Some considered him (and his teacher’s) playing too cerebral and cold, as if they were showing contempt for the music they were playing by playing it so perfectly. I disagree.
How Much For The Whole Collection?
This is the same guy who did the Clockwork Orange location tour I posted not too long ago. I’m slightly obsessed with his channel at the moment.
Damn
Love me a solid rhythm section that’s nothing fancy but still brings that shit. Bonus points for that poor bass player’s back holding up that Thunderbird.
CB Savage
This was my initial choice for today’s Music League topic, but I decided to poison this blog instead. Sorry.
Wanker Numberplates
I missed my calling. I would make a fine Citizens Infringement Officer.
