“I want to set forth my Mathematical Theory of Line Dance Complexity versus Intelligence, which states: ‘The complexity of a given line dance is inversely proportional to the average IQ of the people doing it.'”
From Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs
Tales of True Adventure for Rugged Men Not Unlike Yourself
I’m just glad there is no video evidence of my sixth grade square dancing exploits.
(It was mandatory at school).
Or is there? Other Other Elvis?
You leave my dance partner out of this.