Fat Elvis, you’re fired. Oui is their first new one since 2011’s Rock & Roll Submarine. It somehow came out back in February! And contains an unironic cover of George Michael’s “Freedom.”
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Fat Elvis, you’re fired. Oui is their first new one since 2011’s Rock & Roll Submarine. It somehow came out back in February! And contains an unironic cover of George Michael’s “Freedom.”
Man, I still haven’t gotten around to Exit the Dragon.
Interesting how when you’re young, and a band you like releases a new album, you drop everything and listen. When you’re older, it just gets added to your list.
I’m more concerned that Fat Elvis has been fired.
Musk-erbot needs to look around and realize that we’re already running on a skeleton staff. Who can replace everything that Fat Elvis brings to the table?
Not me! I go to one concert every three years and FE goes to five a week. Did I know Urge Overkill was a band? Maybe! Do I know where they’re from? No!
Just don’t go firing people and expect the rest of us overworked plebes to pick up the slack.
Ok, the gig’s up. Truth is, Musker-bot fired FE out of necessity. Los Bastardos Reuinidos Media Holdings, LLC, invested heavily in Renfield Bucks, a currency poised to change the nature of money and spread prosperity to all mankind. He even used his Renfield Bucks as collateral to fund, among other things, beer-fueled evenings of mayhem in Nashville recently. Renfield Bucks in turn heavily invested in LBRMH, and would very much like to know where those funds are; holders of Renfield Bucks are very upset about that investment. OK, I bought a car with the money too, but not a very nice one. I have no idea where the rest is, I promise. Truth is, I have no idea how much I invested in LBRMH.
LBRMH jumped the shark with that cringey crypto commercial starring Twink.
I knew something was amiss, and despite working for the company, tried to decrease the exposure in my portfolio: I traded Renfield Bucks on an exchange for SubÇoin.
What is SubÇoin? From Memphis Business Weekly:
Hahaha I believed that shit! It doesn’t mean anything!
When I found out that the primary creditor of SubÇoin was LBRMH, I bailed.
I must insist you hang on to Renfield Bucks. They really will solve climate change and ward off pandemics. Trust me, I’m a good person. I wear cargo shorts.