Hippie bastards.
No Matter How Hard You Try
You’re not going to make Crocs cool. I somehow got subscribed to a ridiculously overpriced MAN’S MAN clothing and apparel site (Huckberry – the name says it all) not too long ago. Their copywriters breathlessly oversell everything, but this one really made me chuckle.
Crocs are the shoes that can bring everyone together—from the creative directors we follow for style tips, to our parents, to our buddy who’s really into bowhunting. Over the past couple years, their unreasonably comfy slip-ons have floated into our everyday footwear rotations and aren’t leaving anytime soon. Which is why we’ve been looking forward to their new batch of near-weightless clogs outfitted for the colder months with all-terrain soles, cozy sherpa linings, and Realtree and Mossy Oak camo.
No.
This Is So Stupid
“Sauvage” lol.
If you told me to make an ad as douchey as possible, I’m not sure I could top this.
I Was Raised in the 70’s
Please lower your expectations of me.
Ha Ha Ha… Nope.
I still need to finish Queen’s Gambit, but after this trailer I’m thinking of cancelling Netflix.
Is Nothing Sacred
I don’t know if Wonka is public domain now, but no one needs this English understudy.
Girlfriends…
There are so many scenes I’ll probably never get tired of.
I Will Sell You The Brooklyn Bridge
So says The Unnamed Artist John Cleese, who will let this non-fungible masterpiece go for $69,346,250.50.
More here.
Content Farm
Disney pays like $15 million per half-hour Mandalorian episode, so it’s no problem to get all these actors back for new shows. More is better, right?