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This may have been obvious to you fine bastards, but it was kind of a new perspective for me. See you on the monorail.
Tales of True Adventure for Rugged Men Not Unlike Yourself
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This may have been obvious to you fine bastards, but it was kind of a new perspective for me. See you on the monorail.
My solution: live close to work in a city where not that many people want to live.
People love cars for the feeling of freedom, but you’re hardly free if you spend all your time stuck in traffic. Still, I think many people might choose a crowded interstate over a crowded train. Why? Because automobiles are fantasy objects as much as transportation tools. Why, for example, does a CPA need an all-terrain assault vehicle? Do manly adventures lie waiting between McMansion and office park? Wouldn’t truck fetishists (seemingly 90% of American males) drive trucks even if they never haul anything more than a new giant TV or their wives’ flower pots? I know Jeep drivers who never go off road. For some, cars say more about who their drivers wish they were than who they are.
I’m no better. My main vehicle is practical, but I have a roadster as an extra car. When driving it, I’m no longer Renfield of Memphis, but Marcello Mastroianni tooling around Milan. But who’s that in the passenger seat? Brigitte Bardot? Jane Birkin? Nastassja Kinski? Depends on what day, Bastards.
I lived in NYC without a car for 10+ years. Only occasionally wanted one. But parking, insurance, etc were happily avoided.
It’s an incredible city for walking. Subways and buses were dependable. Great place to live if you’re obscenely wealthy.
I don’t mind my li’l commute now, as podcasts and Goldberg Variations (thanks Renfield!) make it tolerable.
Sitting next to me? Usually Audrey Hepburn, and occasionally Francoise Hardy.
I think it’s important to support anti-truck diatribes. One of my faves, from Drew Magary:
Canyonero!
If you need more piano music, I recommend Schubert’s Impromptus. Not as brainy as Bach, but often a better melodist. Murray Perahia is probably my favorite in that, but Radu Lupu’s set is just as good, and I’ve never linked him before.
Thanks!
Also can you recommend a Schubert Scopitone?
Hahaha. Sadly no, although that music begs for some striptease accompaniment.
I’ve long been of the opinion that an orderly society would have far more mass transit options than usual in the US, and that owning a pickup truck should require proof that one’s livelihood requires one. And why do pick-up drivers always back into parking spaces? So few of them can do it well. And it’s often said that the size of one’s truck is inverse to one’s, um, endowment.
I was in NYC for a year, and Stockholm as well. I like cars, but I never missed having one, especially in Stockholm, which is an insanely functional city. Subways and busses actually were clean and ran on schedule. And I love to walk.
But really, I just want other people to use public transit. I’m on a wait list for the ’24 Canyonero. Yah!