I think the Association had the #1 song on Billboard or whatever during the week I was born, so there was never much hope for me.
Please lower your expectations of me.
As this site’s extremely senior medical correspondent, I’m happy to report that I received my first COVID 5g chip a couple of weeks ago and am scheduled to inject the second one tonight. My corpuscles and sinews have nearly hit the intended full metal zone vibrato. More on the uh, science, here.