But how does he wipe his ass?
The Exact Moment Steve Jones Decided He Wanted To Play Guitar
He was watching this TOTP performance on the remand centre TV, August 24, 1972.
Werner Twertzog
Please tell me one of you bastards is behind this account.
Alice Cooper, Power Popper
You never hear Alice Cooper mentioned as a power pop pioneer, but this song from ’73 checks all the boxes. AC has said that they were copying Substitute by The Who, and you can certainly hear that in the guitar intro. More interesting (to me, anyway) is that the the beginning of the verses are very close to the verses of Let’s Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Creative theft at its best.
My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!
The horror, the horror.
Sylvester Stallone designed this pen and watch set a few years ago as part of cross-promotion for The Expendables. The watches ranged in price from $5,000.00 up to $75,000.00!
So, basically the guy who sat next to you in 8th grade study hall is now making pens.
Or …
For the man who has everything … except taste.
Or …
EXOTIC. MAJESTIC. IMPOSING. A pen that feels like a steel dick in your pocket, stabbing your actual genitals.
Radiohead Fan Speaks Out
https://youtu.be/UHS3ci9H_Uc
Still funny.
Don’t Say The C-Word To Elvis
Nice article on Elvis Costello and his current health over at the Beast.
Most surprising item: His mother is still alive!
Big Jim, Big Jeff, & Dr. Steel
Is it me, or were these toys incredibly homoerotic?
Exhibit A, the copy for this commercial …
The incredible Dr. Steel!
You’ve got Big Jim and Big Jeff hacking ‘cross the land
Stopped cold by a gleaming hand
Of the incredible Dr. Steel
With rugged face and strange tattoo
You make him break a bar in two
Make Big Jim and Big Jeff strike a blow
Is he friend or is he foe?
Get him drunk and make a pass
Take him in the alley and pound that ass
Of the incredible Dr. Steel!
Ha ha.
Get yours [BROKEN LINK].