The horror, the horror.
Sylvester Stallone designed this pen and watch set a few years ago as part of cross-promotion for The Expendables. The watches ranged in price from $5,000.00 up to $75,000.00!
So, basically the guy who sat next to you in 8th grade study hall is now making pens.
Or …
For the man who has everything … except taste.
Or …
EXOTIC. MAJESTIC. IMPOSING. A pen that feels like a steel dick in your pocket, stabbing your actual genitals.
Is that a joke?
No, this actually happened. I never saw The Expendables, but apparently Stallone uses the pen in one scene.
At first I thought this was an ad for a body spray…
Good news!
Mr. Stallone has agreed to design our bastard tattoo.