That horrible sound isn’t your hangover, it’s The Portsmouth Sinfonia mauling the opening of Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss, better known as the opening theme of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Almost as bad is Elvis’ band’s unintentionally comic version, featuring botched, out-of-tune horns and cheesy background vocals (The Jordanaires, I assume):
Tales of True Adventure for Rugged Men Not Unlike Yourself
Brutal.
An aural affront to humanity, yet somehow better than we deserve.
Made even funnier when put to the actual opening credits of 2001: A Space Odyssey.