Somebody’s Been Attending Apple Events

Tech Gadget Bingo

  • Posh British accent? CHECK
  • Moody background music? CHECK
  • Shitloads of hyperbole? CHECK
  • Aluminium (al-yə-ˈmi-nē-əm)? CHECK

If this were an SNL sketch, which it kinda feels like, one of these furrowed-brow guys would be shown doodling an enormous penis.

3 Replies to “Somebody’s Been Attending Apple Events”

      1. It even makes that familiar sound!

        But since you can’t wad it up and throw it or make spitballs from it, you should at least be able to view inappropriate content when tired from all that newfound productivity. Seems a step backwards to me.

        I’m out.

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