As this site’s extremely senior medical correspondent, I’m happy to report that I received my first COVID 5g chip a couple of weeks ago and am scheduled to inject the second one tonight. My corpuscles and sinews have nearly hit the intended full metal zone vibrato. More on the uh, science, here.
Both hilarious and depressing beyond words.
UPDATE: had chills and fatigue with dose #2!
That’s just the 5g monitoring function kicking in.
At least the nefarious powers behind all this were thoughtful enough to include bass/treble/midrange circuits and a volume control. I’m OK with it now.