In my humble-yet-accurate opinion, Red Dead Redemption 2 is a glitchy fiasco, and its gameplay can generously be described as clunky. I bought into the hype upon its release (How bad can it be with a 97 on Metacritic?) and was almost immediately disappointed. It’s beautiful and open-ended, yes, but I found it boring. And the AI sucks. Anyway, enjoy these deaths or don’t. You prolly won’t, you sumbitch.
Now More Than Ever
Spell your porm correctly.
Oh No! Lusty Tarts
Debbie
“She was a nice set of bones.” Iggy Pop
Game Of Thrones Season 8
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Lover Boy, You’re No Man
Is the guy in the back making salsa?
Guitar Moves With Keith Richards
A few years ago, Matt Sweeney had a chat with Keith Richards, wherein the master dropped some wisdom, told some great stories, and demonstrated the open G tuning he used on “Honky Tonk Women,” “Brown Sugar,” “Happy,” and tons of other Stones songs. Amazing stuff.
Legend is a word that’s thrown around probably too much, but there’s no real other way to describe Keith Richards. What else can you even say about the Rolling Stones guitarist? The 71-year-old is not only responsible for creating some of the most monumental music we’ve enjoyed over the last five decades, but his influence—alongside the Stones—have shaped music and the world that surrounds it. Watch our latest episode of Guitar Moves in which host Matt Sweeney lives his dream, freaks out, and sits down with Richards himself. Ever wanted to know how Richards learned how to play the guitar? Well, it started with his grandfather…
Let’s Make Stag Shows Legal!
I’m off the Nazi reservation this week.
¡Viva Cuba Libre!
They Screamed All Night
Time to let the ladies have some.
Sizzle, My Sweet, In The Flames of the Damned!
The most relaxed torture victim you’ll ever see. He’s obviously working his ass off to maximize the pain, while she looks like she’s getting a foot massage.