Written by his (then) 18-year-old daughter.
Maybe you guys saw this a few years ago when it made the rounds on social media. My favorite joke in the whole thing is the one in the first sentence – I missed it the first time around.
Tales of True Adventure for Rugged Men Not Unlike Yourself
That’s great. I need to start working one for me in case this bastard should meet his untimely demise. Seriously though, it’s so much more unique and uplifting.
Hopefully, mine will be the one from Wonder Years:
“Born a butthead. Lived a butthead’s life. Died a butthead.”