3 Replies to “Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign”

  1. The franchise has had a rough patch with sexual predators. What better time to have a spokesBAND instead of a spokesPERSON?

    “The SUBTEENS insist on SUBWAY. It’s rock-n-roll fuel!”

    “$1 off a Coke, Sprite or other POWER POP”

    “Have a SUBTEENS SAUSAGE PARTY with our footlong subs!”

    This shit writes itself.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *