3 Replies to “Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign”
The franchise has had a rough patch with sexual predators. What better time to have a spokesBAND instead of a spokesPERSON?
“The SUBTEENS insist on SUBWAY. It’s rock-n-roll fuel!”
“$1 off a Coke, Sprite or other POWER POP”
“Have a SUBTEENS SAUSAGE PARTY with our footlong subs!”
The franchise has had a rough patch with sexual predators. What better time to have a spokesBAND instead of a spokesPERSON?
“The SUBTEENS insist on SUBWAY. It’s rock-n-roll fuel!”
“$1 off a Coke, Sprite or other POWER POP”
“Have a SUBTEENS SAUSAGE PARTY with our footlong subs!”
This shit writes itself.
NOBODY beats our meat!
(TM)