I know I don’t need to tell anyone here that Måneskin’s Zitti E Buoni won Eurovision 2021. But as the blargh’s junior Eurovision correspondent, I feel obliged to include excerpts from all the performances.
Tales of True Adventure for Rugged Men Not Unlike Yourself
I might have to reconsider my stance on immigration. We can’t have that shit coming over here.
I was going to say it’s one more indicator that we’re doomed as a species.