Los Bastardos Reunidos
Tales of True Adventure for Rugged Men Not Unlike Yourself
That is all.
Can I get it in a Tele shape?
You can, but that model is made of crayons.
We’ve all chipped in to get you one for your birthday.
Currently it’s resting against a dumpster in an industrial park. After weeks exposed to the elements, the guitar will be rusted and battered enough that you can perform a painstaking restoration.
Because that’s clearly what you want.
Take your thumbs-up, you magnificent bastard.
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